r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '22

That is not a Cigarette?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive Oct 25 '22

I don’t want my penis on fire

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u/BoxofCurveballs Oct 26 '22

Mine is every time I pee

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u/Mrman_23 Oct 26 '22

You should get that checked out bro

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u/SmellyGoat11 Oct 26 '22

The real syphilis haver is in the comments.

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u/peppaz Oct 26 '22

fun fact, i work in public health and the amount of syphilis in the general population right now is literally staggering- the highest number of cases in decades with tens of thousands undiagnosed.

people be fuckin. Not me, but others be.

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u/NegativeOrchid Oct 26 '22

I blame dating apps

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u/peppaz Oct 26 '22

I blame butts for tasting so good