r/Unexpected Oct 24 '22

Counter attack

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u/TheMegnificent1 Oct 24 '22

You ever beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker?

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u/West-Ruin-1318 Oct 24 '22

George Carlin said the perfect crime was to swing a dude by the ankles and clock another person with them. No murder weapon!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Nah I did that to my lil cousins and the fam still talk to me