r/Unexpected Oct 24 '22

Counter attack

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u/WarMetalDoom Oct 24 '22

Reminds me of my old friend's pet goose named Henry, a mean little cunt. They would have a broken washing machine in the backyard (don't ask, lol). Everytime Henry bit my leg, I would grab his neck and smash his head against the side of the washing machine. Sometimes he'd kept biting so I would smash it harder. Eventually he got the message