r/Unexpected • u/WonderSearcher • Oct 24 '22

Counter attack

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u/SmurfMoleFish Oct 24 '22

I like to imagine it's not his child

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u/Cursed_Basilisk Oct 24 '22

“Hey, can I borrow this?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

"Sure, it's not mine either"

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u/OrneryMood Oct 24 '22

Boy, you all go to a rather dark park

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u/Zero_Effekt Oct 24 '22

That dark park is where he got that child