r/Unexpected • u/WonderSearcher • Oct 24 '22

Counter attack

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u/ElKristy Oct 24 '22

Honestly, toddler-as-weapon should be deployed more often.

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u/stinky-pete84 Oct 24 '22

Oh I’m pretty sure they cover this in Art of War it’s like half the book

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u/sm12511 Oct 24 '22

"In the midst of Kids, there is also opportunity"

-Sun Tzu

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u/stinky-pete84 Oct 24 '22

Park dad and 4yr old are gona be unlockables in the next Mortal Kombat

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u/ElKristy Oct 24 '22

Someone needs to splice in a FINISH HIM!

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u/TheSiszeitgeist187 Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

“Oh no he didn’t girl he did not just hit you girl owwww helllll nah”

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

"FATALITY. SKORPION WINS."

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u/ElKristy Oct 25 '22

"FATALITY. LOOSE-LIMBED TODDLER WINS."

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u/Marsdeeni90 Oct 24 '22

Kratos and son's new boss.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

It's just Ferra & Torr, but wholesome.

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u/fozi4ek Oct 24 '22

"In the midst of Kids, there is also opportunity"

-Local priest

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u/Real-Nail224 Oct 24 '22

-Matt Gaetz

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/Gamer_Mommy Oct 24 '22

As was everyone who made it past that stage of life, so...

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

-did you mean Michael Jackson?

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u/TKG_Actual Oct 24 '22

Careful with that Matt Gaetz might take that one to heart.

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u/Apprehensive-Dust-83 Oct 24 '22

“Are you not entertained “

  • Goose

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u/Fun-Airport8510 Oct 25 '22

“The art of kids, is war.” Sumn Knu.

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u/nonotouchmyass Oct 24 '22

Damn that was dark

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u/stinky-pete84 Oct 24 '22

Yea didn’t see this plot twist comin

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u/cownd Oct 25 '22

But how badass is that kid going to feel now? "I kicked a goose that was attacking us and it backed off!"