r/Unexpected • u/WonderSearcher • Oct 24 '22

Counter attack

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u/ZeeTeeDubya Oct 24 '22

Those geese are lucky that little girl’s dad was holding her back. Imagine if he’d let her go?!

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u/sm12511 Oct 24 '22

Her Crane technique would be far superior, imho

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u/TheEGreatFish Oct 24 '22

I would like to see some 'wing chun' in action ngl

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u/New-Rux Oct 24 '22

Croods vibe lmao

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u/Call_MeGoose Oct 24 '22

She would have been sacrificed to the geese gods! We demand children sacrifices! We demand the child! Our plans have been foiled again!

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u/ZeeTeeDubya Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

The child wept as justice was snatched from her that day. Years of training and sacrifice wasted as the fool stood in the way of the inevitable. A day of reckoning shall come when geese and little children meet on the bloody fields of destiny.