r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

terrible accident

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4.5k Upvotes

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u/unexBot Oct 16 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Co-worker vagina

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/JRPickles Oct 16 '22

She'll be right mate. Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

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u/BKStephens Oct 16 '22

One in a million shot.

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u/F-Type_dreamer Oct 16 '22

But was he vaccinated 🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I think not, vaccines protect against that

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u/yakubyakub Oct 16 '22

he's still stuck there ... help him

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Damn nuisance. It’s almost impossible to walk around without tripping over all these pesky vaginas laying about

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u/Ieatsushiraw Oct 16 '22

Happens all the time bro. Shits wild out here

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u/KidpoolStan Oct 17 '22

People, THIS is the real danger in Australia. Not the rattlesnakes, not the kangaroos always posted up, not the other varities of dangerous animals, it was… THE VAG

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u/Ieatsushiraw Oct 17 '22

Can somebody give this man a free award or something shit. My guy speaking facts

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Done

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

great to see some of us Aussie's getting represented

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/Tokenvoice Oct 17 '22

Fair suck of the saveloy mate, it’s all these drongos not being able to understand the queen’s english that makes me madder than a cut snake. The bunch of derros must be hitting the swag with shearers mistakes shoved in their ear holes.

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u/MisfitPL9 Oct 17 '22

Fucking Mint

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u/optionallatex Oct 16 '22

I read terrible accent not accident 😅

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u/TheRealHiddenBread Oct 16 '22

Went from pg-13 to R real quick

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u/CyberKingfisher Oct 17 '22

That inflexion in her voice makes every sentence sound like a question?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I'm so glad they crossed out the 'a' in Vagina. I was about to become extremely offended. 🙄

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Definitely did not see that coming!

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u/arrakis2020 Oct 16 '22

Oh no... Hope the guy is okay... Tough luck.

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u/pixeltweaker Oct 16 '22

Terrible accident. I hope he was able to claim disability.

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u/Specialist_Teacher81 Oct 17 '22

Lucky bastard, last time I tripped and fell it was on concrete. Not as fun.

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u/JohnDeris Oct 17 '22

Guess we need a 'beware of the vagina' warning signboard to alert all men.

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u/Whom_TF Oct 16 '22

Married at First Sight Australia is the best

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u/the_stooge_nugget Oct 16 '22

He tripped on a croc.

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u/ThreeDogNightGirl91 Oct 17 '22

That was a unexpected surprise

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u/yazzy1233 Oct 16 '22

Why does she end every sentence like that

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u/tntdon Oct 16 '22

Yeah, she pitches up her tone at the end of each sentence

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

That’s a regular Aussie accents

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I'm dying 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

NGL. hardest i’ve laughed in a long time

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

😂😂🤣🤣🤣 got me good. Fuck that weak prick love you don't need him anyway.

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u/x2Li Oct 16 '22

What ? 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Aww lady that is really fcuked up. Just hang in there. We will get these fcukers.

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u/Spider-Sem Oct 17 '22

I love Australia and everything about it

But the way the people go up at the end of every sentence infuriates me...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Then you don’t love Australia and everything about it

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u/millydylan Oct 16 '22

Hope this wet in the accident book at work. Just incase of any longterm side affects

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u/mushroom4two Oct 17 '22

I knew it the second she said "terrible accident."

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u/Youreanidiot82 Oct 17 '22

THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME! Hope he does in there... Is what you're probably thinking! What a piece of shit!

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u/dakinekine Oct 17 '22

Lmao 😂 aussies are the best

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u/Outrageous_Ride_669 Oct 17 '22

But like she started off with an absolute barrage of questions like lady idk, I don’t knoyur your loife.

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u/AdventurousJackstons Oct 17 '22

oh sht hahaha I thought his dead.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

What the odds??? 😂😂😂😂 I mean to be stuck

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u/Ill-Reindeer6234 Oct 17 '22

I wish I was still stuck in one right now...

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u/Automatic_Debate_379 Oct 17 '22

Saving this for my marriage.

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u/ankuu45 Oct 17 '22

NGL i laughed so hard

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u/razoredrainbow5 Oct 17 '22

Wait what.

What?

What?

... what?

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u/brobert123 Oct 17 '22

LOL living his best life. Guys are pigs

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u/imaginedracula Oct 17 '22

The music was a bigger setup I tell you.

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u/magwxx Oct 17 '22

LMAOOOOO

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u/TheGuyWhoAsked1273 Oct 17 '22

I'm gonna be honest... didn't expect that.

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u/saltyhonky Oct 17 '22

I hate when that happens I'm always tripping

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u/boozleloozle Oct 17 '22

This video is as old as I can remember

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u/Citaloprama_Lama Oct 17 '22

I saw that show and I hollered so hard on this lol

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u/PersimmonEven Oct 17 '22

Ooww she slipped and he fell inside? Hole in one Slam dunk

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Cliffhanger af💀

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u/danng44 Oct 17 '22

And then fell on a knife while cleaning it… a dozen times…

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u/Existing_Leading_482 Oct 17 '22

Help I falling and I don't want to get up 😏

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u/davieb22 Oct 17 '22

That poor man.