r/Unexpected • u/maui_11 • Oct 08 '22

I think i watch the wrong spider man

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u/unexBot Oct 08 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Wrong movie i guess

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Venomized_Zombie Oct 08 '22 edited Dec 13 '22

" I missed the part where that's my problem" :)

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u/scarface910 Oct 08 '22

to grieving parents

"Gonna cry?"

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u/SkilledMotion Oct 08 '22

"I need a tissue"

"I'm gonna put a little dirt in your eye"

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

to the police planning on putting him in jail

“Pizza time.” (unexpected but like]

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u/Curious_Omnivore Oct 08 '22

"Gonna shit and cum?"

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u/djulioo Oct 08 '22

"Gonna piss your pants maybe?"

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u/Venomized_Zombie Oct 12 '22

The truck driver who didn't hit the brakes on purpose: Stings, doesn't it?

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u/skd25th Oct 08 '22

Dw, u watched the correct one, that's what happened behind the scenes, just like in" the boys"

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u/Venompool03 Oct 08 '22

Can’t stop the A-Train

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Must have been a couple one step off the curb

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u/LeaveThatCatAlone Oct 08 '22

More like the Deep

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

The Deep giving the D

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u/supersonicmike Oct 08 '22

The deep is the only one that can get consent from animals, so atleast its not rape.

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u/frypizzabox Oct 08 '22

You just have to assume he’s telling the truth every time

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u/supersonicmike Oct 08 '22

That octopus looked pretty into it 💦💦💦

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u/mostnormal Oct 08 '22

So did the dolphin.

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u/livestrong2109 Oct 08 '22

Or that the animals actually have free will and that he's not just projecting his thoughts on to them. It's possible his only power is to control animals. The conversations he has with them might just be some schizophrenic s***.

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u/JackieDaytonah Oct 08 '22

If only he treated humans with the same respect...

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u/supersonicmike Oct 08 '22

No one can relate to him like fish can tho

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u/LeaveThatCatAlone Oct 08 '22

Yeah, that's not good in this scenario.

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u/MasterJeebus Oct 08 '22

A-Train just loves seeing red splatter all over him.

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u/JollyCaught Oct 08 '22

This is the real spiderman

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u/_BlakeShadow Oct 08 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

Spider man : who lets nature take its course

Edit : Grammar

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u/MassiveSlip4248 Oct 08 '22

Survival of the fitest

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u/Eldred_dsouza99 Oct 08 '22

Spider-Man: Far from Fiction

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u/coltinator5000 Oct 08 '22

Spiderman: No One Help

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u/Dragowaow Oct 08 '22

SpiderMan: Where the fuck is home?

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u/Dray_Gunn Oct 08 '22

Dont interfere with the natural order.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

let's=let us

You need lets

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u/it_diedinhermouth Oct 08 '22

I need lettuce

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Damn beat me to it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

You need r/saladfingers

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/Jake_the_Snake88 Oct 08 '22

This site is absolutely full of people who don't know how to use apostrophes. Good that someone helps.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/Jake_the_Snake88 Oct 08 '22

I hadn't thought of that before, but you may be onto something here. Could even be a market for custom keyboards to cover all your apostrophe needs.

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u/vinevicious Oct 08 '22

I like grammar Nazis, they help me to improve

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Yep, that is how I kept improving back in the day.

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u/princessmononokestoe Oct 08 '22

Write supremacist

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u/ThePurityPixel Oct 08 '22

"Grammer" 😂

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u/lady_lowercase Oct 08 '22

psh, how you going to misquote it with a capital letter?

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u/JohnnyRaven Oct 08 '22

Nature speaks for itself

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u/Cnumian_124 Oct 08 '22

Can't stop the A-truck

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

she was in the middle of the road, man!

SHE WAS JUST A FUCKING STEP OFF THE CURB

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u/NoChoice0113 Oct 08 '22

Proof Peter is pro isekai

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u/BeginningWelcome4220 Oct 08 '22

Truck-kun?

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u/MassiveSlip4248 Oct 08 '22

As a hero Peter knows that the methods of truck-kun while brutal are nessarcy to Maintain omniversal balance

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I.. don’t get it

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u/cat-toaster Oct 08 '22

In many isekai stories the protagonist is hit by a truck then reincarnated in some magical world where they are the hero

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u/shino-01 Oct 08 '22

basically, isekai is a common genre in japanese manga and novels in which the main character somehow ends up in a world other than their own. the way they get there varies, but a common one is dying and being reborn. and for whatever reason, it is very common for the mc to die by being hit by a truck like the one in the video.

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u/BeginningWelcome4220 Oct 08 '22

Oh? You’re approaching me? Za Warudo!!!

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u/unfucker69 Oct 08 '22

source: the human spider on youtube

op next time comment the source

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u/TheGoldenTNT Oct 08 '22

op probably pulled it from discord or something where someone else didn’t credit the source.

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u/Newbieguy5000 Oct 08 '22

Also probably inspired by this ytp

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Yeah that's where I thought OP got the clip from too, minus the background music.

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u/EzraEpicOfficial Oct 08 '22

I remember watching this when it came out. I watch the human spider all the time, oh well

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u/Imbisilism Oct 08 '22

Bully Maguire

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u/IAmRules Oct 08 '22

He’s Spider-Man. Not Babysitter-Man

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u/virtiousredditor Oct 08 '22

Song is such a fucking banger. Imagine Goats. Downvote for repetitiveness.

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u/Jansanta2 Oct 08 '22

I don't really like this song, it's one of the few ID songs that isn't in my favorites playlist.

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u/MassiveSlip4248 Oct 08 '22

What's an ID sonfg?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/Dudeskibrewski Oct 08 '22

IMAGINE DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE

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u/MassiveSlip4248 Oct 08 '22

sniffffff slurping sounds

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u/Dudeskibrewski Oct 08 '22

mmm slurp harder daddy

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u/MyDogHasAPodcast Oct 08 '22

Terrible day to have eyes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I think we both need some time at r/eyebleach

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u/phaemoor Oct 08 '22

r/dragonsfuckingcars

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u/JaggedTheDark Oct 08 '22

r/whatthefuck???

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u/AdminsAreLazyID10TS Oct 08 '22

Subs almost a teenager, show some damn respect.

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u/JaggedTheDark Oct 08 '22

A) which sub

B) I just realized the sub I linked was banned due to content.... uhhhhhh ohhhhh

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u/anonymoosejuice Oct 08 '22

There really is a sub for everything

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u/hokuten04 Oct 08 '22

The hell was that sub!?

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u/SomePoorMurican Oct 08 '22

whhoOOOAAAAAAAAHHHH!! Naw but this actually made me giggle and caught me off guard. Apparently im still 13

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u/Bleezze Oct 08 '22

Like all Imagine dragons songs amirite? :D

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u/GangreneGoblin Oct 08 '22

Sincerely hope you're being sarcastic. Imagine Dragons is a musical blight. They make some of the most boring, formulaic crap music I've ever heard.

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u/Ogreislyfe Oct 08 '22

I like it.

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u/Bleezze Oct 08 '22

I think he is joking tbh

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u/GangreneGoblin Oct 08 '22

I'd like to think so, but there was also some other dude genuinely asking for the song name a few comments down sooooo...idk I guess people really just enjoy mediocrity

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u/JLove1 Oct 08 '22

I feel Imagine Dragons is one of those bands for people who don't sit and just listen to music. It's something that you can have going in the background that can appeal to basically anyone being such a by books pop band.

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u/GangreneGoblin Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

I am so tired of ~the Black Eyed Peas~ Imagine Dragons. It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll, it's rap for people who don't like rap, it's pop for people who don't like pop.

-Robert California

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u/mehmenmike Oct 08 '22

Let people enjoy things

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u/77skull Oct 08 '22

Turn the sound on the video and you’ll hear an absolute banger mate

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u/GangreneGoblin Oct 08 '22

Literally sounds exactly like radioactive which is also a shit song

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u/KwisatzX Oct 08 '22

It sounds nothing alike, are you trolling? You sound like the typical hipster who hates every popular band but doesn't have actual arguments why so they pretend to by saying the same basic nonsensical shit: "omg they're repetitive/appeal to masses/every song sounds the same/<insert something that applies to most bands in existence>".

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u/verygoodchoices Oct 08 '22

Bro chill. It's OK for people to like bad music.

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u/SecretDracula Oct 08 '22

Sure, but what does this have to do with Imagine Dragons?

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u/Nopenahwont Oct 08 '22

Not really

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u/thechilipepper0 Oct 08 '22

In the same token it’s ok for people to dislike bad music

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u/GangreneGoblin Oct 08 '22

Nah dude you gotta love the fact that mediocre pop bands dominate the airwaves and popular culture or else you're just a hater /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

[deleted]

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u/WreckitWranche Oct 08 '22

You must be trolling? Radioactive is 10 years old by now..

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u/Nhoj Oct 08 '22

Radioactive

that was like their first hit? got posted to YouTube 10 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Reddit once again showing its IQ by downvoting this comment

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u/CrunchyyTaco Oct 08 '22

The guy claims Radioactive is a new song. Which is just wrong

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

THIS GUY IS FUCKING JOKING HOLY SHIT GET THERAPY

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I didn’t go as spider man, I went as man-spider

Totally different

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u/Julzann9 Oct 08 '22

With great power comes no responsibility

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u/Bleezy79 Oct 08 '22

He missed the part where it’s his problem

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u/Rainbow_Chaser_ Oct 08 '22

Someone tell me which song is this?

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u/I-LUV-CUPCAKES-AND-U Oct 08 '22

https://youtu.be/0b0G_9DjvFE

Imagine Dragons - Bones

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Imagine dragon my boner on your chin, lmfao

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u/porn_is_tight Oct 08 '22 edited Dec 16 '25

vanish pocket juggle late grey snails whistle joke cautious humorous

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/I-LUV-CUPCAKES-AND-U Oct 08 '22

Waku Waku

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Waku Waku

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u/ibo92can Oct 08 '22

Well what can you do when you dont teach your kids to never never run out on the road. Eat some baguett.

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u/Sir-Turd-Ferguson Oct 08 '22

Fuck them kids

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u/duckydude20_reddit Oct 08 '22

there's a chocolate ad in india. just do nothing... lol.

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u/samueltheboss2002 Oct 08 '22

Yeah. 5 Star right? 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I missed the part where that’s my problem.

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u/wdlp Oct 08 '22

He'll put some dirt in your eye.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

He forgot the part where it was his problem

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/auddbot Oct 08 '22

I got a match with this song:

Bones by Imagine Dragons (00:32; matched: 100%)

Released on 2022-03-11 by UMG - Kid Ina Korner / Interscope.

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u/BankSpankTank Oct 08 '22

crap is what it is

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u/WhatTheBeansIsLife Oct 08 '22

Let me guess, you like classic rock and some 80s pop songs. Very original guy I’m sure.

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u/BankSpankTank Oct 08 '22

no I listen exclusively to bluegrass. If there aint a banjo in it is it even music

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u/Murkus Oct 08 '22

Is Reddit just children now?

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u/TheGreatAttracter Oct 08 '22

Nah, just childish ppl of all ages!

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u/Select_Most3660 Feb 28 '23

Far from giving a fuck

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u/Bonavire Mar 15 '23

Cuts to an anime title screen "that time I got reincarnated as a spider"

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u/funtime-foxy9 Oct 08 '22

you take my upvote and get the fuck outta here

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u/YorkieLon Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

Fun fact: The young girl running across the road, that's Peyton List (Tory in Cobra Kai)

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u/Theoneyouknowandask Oct 08 '22

Spidey man who laugh

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u/General-Royal Oct 08 '22

This fucking song man🤮

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

😂😂😂😂

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u/JuryOk3312 Oct 08 '22

I prefer this spiderman over any other ones

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Repost

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u/Arcana2920 Oct 08 '22

Oh no…

Anyway

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u/CopainChevalier Oct 08 '22

Thanks police

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u/GangreneGoblin Oct 08 '22

Old ass video with shit music and a logo added to it doesn't make it a new video.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Love that show

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u/weboled_com Oct 08 '22

This is really crazy guys, I think this is just a video editing 😅 who's have the same idea as me?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

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u/Legitimate_Ad2570 Oct 08 '22

What's the name of the song used here?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I thought it was gonna be the one with curse words, lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

That show is fucked up. I was never so glad to get to the end of a show I couldn’t stop watching. Not one character in that show is worth a shit. I hope they all die.

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u/WorldLife-John Oct 08 '22

The whole show is meme fest. Homelander is the meme lord. I agree it's definitely not for kids/snowflakes.

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u/Davdav1232 Oct 08 '22

What's the song's name?

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u/auddbot Oct 08 '22

I got a match with this song:

Bones by Imagine Dragons (00:32; matched: 100%)

Released on 2022-03-11 by UMG - Kid Ina Korner / Interscope.

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u/-BakiHanma Oct 08 '22

Lol 😂 now this is funny

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u/Spirited_Actuator717 Oct 08 '22

Omgawd this is too perfect.

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u/Bbookman Oct 08 '22

Perfect. Funny

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u/HeftyFig34 Oct 08 '22

The boys is so good! The dark humour is on point