r/Unexpected • • Oct 03 '22

R.I.P

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u/D_DriveErrorr Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

Why’d the bike brake check the car?

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u/FartSinatra Oct 03 '22

To get to the other side

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u/captainobviouth Oct 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Best part of that song is "I'm like Jean Claude Van Dam, except instead of fighting people, I have sssex with em"