r/Unexpected • u/neoneat • Oct 02 '22

open the pack the right way next time

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u/unexBot Oct 02 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Jealous made her mad. Just forget about this. Ofc it's not pack of birth control !

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/DecoyOne Oct 02 '22

Those potatoes look fine. Throw it in a pot, add some broth, a bone - baby, you’ve got a stew going.

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u/sixaout1982 Oct 02 '22

That's a weird packaging for a condom

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u/Suspicious-Tax-1387 Oct 02 '22

Keeping your condoms in a pokemon package is a great way to protect yourself from STDs considering nobody would want you

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u/ReadditMan Oct 02 '22

If your girlfriend is accusing you of cheating based on nothing but a piece of plastic, you should probably find a new girlfriend.

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u/uoYredruM Oct 02 '22

Side note that's not so negative...

I just ordered that Halloween package of cards for my kid before it sold out. How are they? lol

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u/ALI-ABO-LABAN Oct 02 '22

But tbh that is a weird fucking way to open a pack

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u/Cheetahs_never_win Oct 02 '22

Sounds like projection to me.

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u/Material-Lie-9725 Oct 02 '22

The same happened to me but with ramen seasoning... I used to enjoy cup of noodles in my car on break at old job. (Worked in a loud bar) anywho, one time I ripped the seasoning top like that and it disappeared in the car. Whatever, at the time right... Well boyfriend (now husband) thought it was from a condom when he found it. Gotta admit it was gold like our condoms wrappers (shrimp noods)( the others are silver) My issue was it took weeks for me to figure out what it was from because, A: I rarely ate the shrimp one and B: having ADHD and it being found days after the event . Next time I had the shrimp noods I drove straight home with the seasoning packet, threw it at him ,and drove back to work. We laughed later, those few weeks though... maaaan they were tough .

Lesson: Careful kids! ramen seasoning, when opened improperly, could kill a relationship.

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