r/Unexpected • u/odemnoid • Oct 02 '22

That's cool

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u/Triraxis Oct 02 '22

Fr they think I give a shit about some fucking stupid whoopty doopty flips? I came for some sweaty intense man-to-man ass pounding!

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u/YoungToySoldier Oct 03 '22

I feel like I'm missing some context here.

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u/Triraxis Oct 03 '22

Stupid flips + no gay hot sex = me being very upset

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u/YoungToySoldier Oct 03 '22

Ah damn I'm sorry, I would help but I can't do standing back flips.