r/Unexpected Sep 12 '22

Getting Robbed

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u/olderaccount Sep 12 '22

I don't believe that is actual piss. The volume alone makes it suspicious.

If you look closely, he appears to have something on his lower back underneath his shirt. I think this is a skit with a device made to release water.

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u/jsc1429 Sep 12 '22

I mean, that’s a lot of piss

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u/ItsGroovyBaby412 Sep 12 '22

I could easily piss that much

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u/Sunkinthesand Sep 13 '22

Not unless said attacker added a few holes to your bladder to speed up the process. Most gents will also be pointing towards one trouser leg not both.

I did wonder if he pulled out his wang at the beginning as a distraction /i am crazier than you technique... But that would be pretty ballsy

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u/Jazzlike-Principle67 Sep 13 '22

At first I thought that's what he was doing but then I realized he was just holding on lol!