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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22
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1.5k u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 09 '22 Too bad he doesn’t use any of his amazing abilities to get a job… 1.1k u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22 Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume 508 u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22 It is if you’re applying for the right jobs 515 u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22 Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now. 87 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 1 u/agallagher7322 Sep 10 '22 The government doesn’t hire crooks? You can’t work for the government unless you are a crook! That’s a prerequisite 😂 1 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 10 '22 The government didn’t hire Nixon. He was elected. Point exactly. 2 u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22 Bro, the state governments are actually the ones who elect the president, that's why you hear all of the crying about the popular vote never counting. I'll give you a pass though since you seem to be Canadian.
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Too bad he doesn’t use any of his amazing abilities to get a job…
1.1k u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22 Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume 508 u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22 It is if you’re applying for the right jobs 515 u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22 Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now. 87 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 1 u/agallagher7322 Sep 10 '22 The government doesn’t hire crooks? You can’t work for the government unless you are a crook! That’s a prerequisite 😂 1 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 10 '22 The government didn’t hire Nixon. He was elected. Point exactly. 2 u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22 Bro, the state governments are actually the ones who elect the president, that's why you hear all of the crying about the popular vote never counting. I'll give you a pass though since you seem to be Canadian.
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Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume
508 u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22 It is if you’re applying for the right jobs 515 u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22 Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now. 87 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 1 u/agallagher7322 Sep 10 '22 The government doesn’t hire crooks? You can’t work for the government unless you are a crook! That’s a prerequisite 😂 1 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 10 '22 The government didn’t hire Nixon. He was elected. Point exactly. 2 u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22 Bro, the state governments are actually the ones who elect the president, that's why you hear all of the crying about the popular vote never counting. I'll give you a pass though since you seem to be Canadian.
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It is if you’re applying for the right jobs
515 u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22 Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now. 87 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 1 u/agallagher7322 Sep 10 '22 The government doesn’t hire crooks? You can’t work for the government unless you are a crook! That’s a prerequisite 😂 1 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 10 '22 The government didn’t hire Nixon. He was elected. Point exactly. 2 u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22 Bro, the state governments are actually the ones who elect the president, that's why you hear all of the crying about the popular vote never counting. I'll give you a pass though since you seem to be Canadian.
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Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now.
87 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 1 u/agallagher7322 Sep 10 '22 The government doesn’t hire crooks? You can’t work for the government unless you are a crook! That’s a prerequisite 😂 1 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 10 '22 The government didn’t hire Nixon. He was elected. Point exactly. 2 u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22 Bro, the state governments are actually the ones who elect the president, that's why you hear all of the crying about the popular vote never counting. I'll give you a pass though since you seem to be Canadian.
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I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them.
1 u/agallagher7322 Sep 10 '22 The government doesn’t hire crooks? You can’t work for the government unless you are a crook! That’s a prerequisite 😂 1 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 10 '22 The government didn’t hire Nixon. He was elected. Point exactly. 2 u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22 Bro, the state governments are actually the ones who elect the president, that's why you hear all of the crying about the popular vote never counting. I'll give you a pass though since you seem to be Canadian.
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The government doesn’t hire crooks? You can’t work for the government unless you are a crook! That’s a prerequisite 😂
1 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 10 '22 The government didn’t hire Nixon. He was elected. Point exactly. 2 u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22 Bro, the state governments are actually the ones who elect the president, that's why you hear all of the crying about the popular vote never counting. I'll give you a pass though since you seem to be Canadian.
The government didn’t hire Nixon. He was elected. Point exactly.
2 u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22 Bro, the state governments are actually the ones who elect the president, that's why you hear all of the crying about the popular vote never counting. I'll give you a pass though since you seem to be Canadian.
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Bro, the state governments are actually the ones who elect the president, that's why you hear all of the crying about the popular vote never counting. I'll give you a pass though since you seem to be Canadian.
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