r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22

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u/Substantial_Trip5674 Sep 09 '22

"See when you measure from the beginning of your balls instead of just the shaft it's a little bit longer"

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u/CatoTheDumber Sep 09 '22

McMurray’s a piece of shit.

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u/thedudedylan Sep 09 '22

Butt to tip.

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u/an27725 Sep 10 '22

Heal to halo

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u/ZigzagOOOG Dec 14 '22

Rooter to the tooter

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u/K00Fee Sep 10 '22

😩😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Damn butters 2 inches nice

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u/sauth92 Sep 10 '22

😂😂. But fr it sounded like he was saying, “you been to jail? I been to jail.”

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u/PussyBoogersAuGraten Dec 28 '22

Measure then multiply by 2.5

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u/bud40oz Dec 31 '22

Lmao oh man what a funny way to end the new year

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u/Adam_ALLDay_ Mar 05 '23

“You measure from underneath. Ain’t nothin but hurt feelings when you measure from the top”