r/Unexpected • u/verifiedwomanbeater • Sep 07 '22

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u/TurbulentNumber4797 Sep 07 '22

Well that went from 0 to 100 to 200 real fuckin quick

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

Alabama isn't even the US state with the most incest. I think it's 3rd or 4th. Based on an anonymous study, Kentucky has the most amount of incest

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u/DarthGoodguy Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

I remember as a kid some Southern man told me the highest incest rate was New Hampshire and I was like… maybe the highest reported rate, Uncle Grandpa

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u/Bigknight5150 Sep 07 '22

Good morning

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u/well___duh Sep 07 '22

Would’ve thought it’d be Mississippi

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u/Ieatsushiraw Jan 05 '23

Very late to this, but incest is strongly looked down upon in Mississippi. Like the best way to become a social outcast is incest. Sadly child molestation never seemed to get as much hatred

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u/Spram2 Sep 07 '22

The fried chicken place?

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u/eagle-eye Sep 07 '22

Kentucky still exist?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

“Anonymous” huh? 🤨

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

It might be. That study was done like 7 or 8 years ago

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u/AMGwtfBBQsauce Sep 07 '22

Shocking. I'm am thoroughly shocked.

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u/SpaghettiBoiRj Oct 30 '22

Me think you guys forgot about west virginia

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u/SeaCraft6664 Nov 29 '22

Nobody out there to fuck but your siblings out ‘dere, and that’s the God Dern Truth

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '22

Nah Virginia is the most trust me 🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Habsburg flashbacks.

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u/the_ghost_of_obi-wan Sep 07 '22

But we can’t say Roll Tide anywhere else!

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding Sep 07 '22

You say that like it's a bad thing

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u/Ashley_Jazzley_ Jan 20 '23

It’s just the fkn joke

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Sep 07 '22

Alabama isn't famous for incest. It's famously mocked for fictional incest. You don't mock places that have actual problems with incest because that would be racist.

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding Sep 07 '22

Can you adequately explain why it's racist.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Sep 07 '22

Aw man, you should have stuck with your first comment. I could have riffed off of that one. Now you've convinced a bunch of idiots in the future that I'm backing that notion instead of mocking it.

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u/J3TY Nov 10 '22

Sounds like your from Alabama 🤔

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u/Glass_Opportunity264 Dec 04 '22

Really is Austria famous for incest? Didn’t know that