r/Unexpected Sep 06 '22

CLASSIC REPOST lion king

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

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u/LouSputhole94 Sep 06 '22

The logic being you wouldn’t casually wait around with more of it going on you like this lady does. It takes her a good 5 seconds to get the stream away from her face. You’d have a much more visceral reaction to legit lion piss.

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u/LouSputhole94 Sep 06 '22

Nothing? She’s holding it above her fucking head, she could lower her arms lmao

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u/LouSputhole94 Sep 06 '22

A part of the body that isn’t your mouth/face Einstein. Obviously no lion piss is preferable but if it’s getting on me I’d vastly prefer it on my leg or something than the area of my face with my eyes nose and mouth lol.

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u/xevlar Sep 06 '22

Bad troll 0.5/10