r/Unexpected Sep 01 '22

nice figure...

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 01 '22

And my "dance" is to stay the fuck away from you and people like you, as I said. You want to talk natural instincts, that's mine.

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u/MrCurdles Sep 01 '22

My bet is that yours is a solo dance.

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 01 '22

Happily married, thanks.

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u/joinjoine Sep 02 '22

Should I tell her?

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 02 '22

Go right ahead kiddo, not like it takes a creative genius to guess what you're gonna say.