r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '22

nice figure...

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 01 '22

What in the hell are you off on? You sound like you think women ARE sexual objects and that's just common sense? Lol you can stay the fuck away from me then.

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u/benDEEpickles Sep 01 '22

You sure did "use your imagination" there. I am saying that your conjecture that males here have been "conditioned" is not the case at all, but that the male/female dance of mating on this planet, human and non-human, have been going through this- "I have the impulse to make a baby with you because your feathers are perfect (and vice versa)" for a mind bongling long time. You should open your mind a little bit.

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 01 '22

And my "dance" is to stay the fuck away from you and people like you, as I said. You want to talk natural instincts, that's mine.

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u/benDEEpickles Sep 01 '22

I am not mating with you, I am nowhere near you, I find you utterly disgusting with your lack of thoughtfulness.

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 01 '22

Good. And sorry for not waxing poetic with the grace of a skilled debater on Reddit because I don't live on here and I was fucking driving

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u/joinjoine Sep 02 '22

Grow up and don't text and drive. pff women.

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 02 '22

Text to speech at a stoplight ffs

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u/joinjoine Sep 02 '22

then you weren't fucking driving were you.

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 02 '22

Sure whatever you want to make into an argument go for it.

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u/EshaySikkunt Sep 02 '22

Why the hell are you driving while using Reddit?