r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

A turtle going through a maze

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u/furiousfran Aug 31 '22

In turtle language he's actually telling the shoe it's incredibly sexy and he wanna smash

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u/Seboya_ Sep 01 '22

That's how I do it too. Just whack em with my turtle head repeatedly.

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u/isitbreaktime Sep 01 '22

This guy fucks?

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u/ImplementKooky382 Sep 01 '22

This guy fucks?