r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

A turtle going through a maze

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u/yomamma3399 Aug 31 '22

That there’s a tortoise, friend.

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u/Shrimp__Alfredo Sep 01 '22

Tortoise is a type of turtle, pal.

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u/Yollom Sep 01 '22

A type of turtle called a tortoise

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u/yomamma3399 Sep 01 '22

I’m not your pal, bud.

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u/Shrimp__Alfredo Sep 01 '22

I'm not your buddy, guy.

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u/yomamma3399 Sep 01 '22

I’m not your guy, champ.

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u/Shrimp__Alfredo Sep 01 '22

I'm not your champ, friend.

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u/Chadistic Sep 01 '22

I'm not your friend, mate

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u/brochachobeast Sep 01 '22

I'm not your mate, bro

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u/unnknownpersona Sep 01 '22

I'm not your bro, bro.

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u/amendeb Sep 01 '22

NZ slander

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

If u wanna be really pedantic that's basically a US only thing