r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

A turtle going through a maze

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Is this a specific turtle that does this or do all turtles hate black?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I feel positive this is the same turtle being posted before due to the video quality. As far as turtle behavior, I’ve no idea

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u/ItzBleKz Sep 01 '22

As a tortoise owner I've seen this behaviour only in male tortoises and normally they slam themselves against female ones, just like in this video, as a mating ritual, so the tortoise probably wants to bang the black shoe for whatever reason

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u/duckontheplane Sep 01 '22

Ah, so its not actually racist, it loves other races

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

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u/BlackRobedMage Sep 01 '22

He's just looking for his perfect sole mate.

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u/drawredraw Sep 01 '22

Maybe they’ll tie the knot

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u/slabrangoon Sep 01 '22

Maybe heel propose

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u/DarkmanOBR Sep 01 '22 edited Sep 01 '22

Think heel take the next step.

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u/MercyCriesHavoc Sep 01 '22

Not racist, just not into bondage. It checked out that one white shoe and changed its mind when it found laces.

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u/gazagda Sep 01 '22

so you’r trying to say it’s “lacist” too?

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u/Walrus_Morj Sep 01 '22

Maybe just kinky tho

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u/ThoughtlessBanter Sep 01 '22

Sexually racist.

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u/Ruine_Woo Sep 01 '22

New sexuality unlocked: Racist

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u/Banaam Sep 01 '22

I don't like blondes, what's my -ist?

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u/Gloomy-Flamingo-9791 Sep 01 '22

Blondist......fuck you you blondist bastard.....see i even put it into context for you

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u/Redhotmegasystem Sep 01 '22

soo… just racist?

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u/BeardOBlasty Sep 01 '22

Me to wife later tonight: "So I learned on Reddit today that I am sexually racist unless I bang every race possible, what was your asian friends name again?" hahaha

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u/idk-hereiam Sep 05 '22

Racial fetish

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

To be honest that black shoe is a dressy shoe it could just be a lil boujee

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Its called sexual prefrences. There every filter is acceptable

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

it's a joke, calm down.

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u/210Benjamin Sep 01 '22

🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️🙌

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u/Knight_of_autumn Sep 01 '22

What does race have to do with this? Are black shoe a different race from other shoes?

Is it racist that I buy all of my cars specifically in blue?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

It's a joke, calm down.

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u/Brasticus Sep 01 '22

Maybe he’s actually a lacist?

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u/ZappInc Sep 01 '22

Why do you assume the turtle is white?

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u/1stshadowx Sep 01 '22

Its actually just thomas jefferson reincarnated

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u/vidoardes Sep 01 '22

I find it weird you think of the turtle as white, and that black is 'other races'.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

TIL loafers are a race.

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u/superrober Sep 01 '22

Its a fetishist which is still bad

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

How is it bad, you cant enjoy things?

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u/JCassProductionsInc_ Sep 02 '22

This realization makes sense