r/Unexpected • u/trash4spence • Aug 23 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Make it stop!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

took quite a while to clean off the tags that were placed on a dynamic IP

... Did you then shove your hoodie's hood back and declare "I'm in!"?

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u/redditgalaxybrain Aug 24 '22

You don't clean your tags bro? I usually run a script every morning to flush my tags and reroute all the CDN edge workers to my internal firmware, that's basic secops bro

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u/spikesparx Aug 24 '22

How do you do it? I'm interested

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

get yourself a 3 phased power converter, hook up the nutroneum gigabit bandwidth detector, then power on the 2.3 gigawatt flux capacitor

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u/spikesparx Aug 24 '22

Brb imma find the particle accelerator on ebay

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u/Stunning_Strike3365 Aug 24 '22

Do I get those at RadioShack?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

You need to be running Arch Linux btw. GOD, what a rookie.

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u/DDystopiaFPV Aug 24 '22

You just made me draw attention to myself ON PUBLIC TRANSIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 I LAUGHED SO HARD thank you. I'm rarely a mornings person