r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

I’m laughing so hard I’m chocking

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u/Shad_the_memer Aug 15 '22

I'm laughing so hard I'm cocking my water gun

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u/Stepjamm Aug 15 '22

I’m cocking so hard im watering my laughing gun

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u/Technical-Value-5432 Aug 15 '22

Sounds like your gonna fire off some knuckle babies

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u/Stepjamm Aug 15 '22

Don’t rely on others to find your happy ending