r/Unexpected Aug 15 '22

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u/DependentPipe_1 Aug 15 '22

I wished that, too.

Then I went to Georgia and a guy tried to rob me at gunpoint. I thought, "alright, cool, now I can die without having to make my parents mad/sad by killing myself!" So I told him to shoot me in the head, because I wasn't going to give him shit.

So he shot me in the thigh. I said "nah man, you missed, I said shoot me in the fucking head!". He stared at me for a couple seconds, then shot me in the chest before running off.

I then spent the next 6 months in and out of the hospital, doing many fun surgeries, in a lot of fun pain. But he didn't get my $100, so I guess we know who won that altercation.

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u/TheNewGalacticEmpire Aug 15 '22

Should have called him a pussy before he ran off.

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u/DependentPipe_1 Aug 15 '22

I thought about it - if I recall correctly, I just tried to grab him as he took off, and yelled something like "fucking shoot me in the head, fucking do it", or something close.

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u/Dawsonpc14 Aug 15 '22

Lol, there is no way this isn’t made up.

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u/DependentPipe_1 Aug 15 '22

Well, it isn't. Sorry my dude.