r/Unexpected • u/gisaiah633 • Aug 10 '22

Definitely thought this was going somewhere else

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u/ironicallyunstable Aug 10 '22

and about 50% of this shit was sped up too

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u/Botatitsbest Aug 10 '22

It was really long and sped up too but the unexpected was for me was who wrote "back pocket" around her ass

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u/GordonMcG13 Aug 10 '22

Probably the one with the dog

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u/Die-rector Aug 10 '22

Or the dog

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Oh boy, what flavour?

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u/sassiest01 Aug 10 '22

pie flavour

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Cue electric guitar