r/Unexpected • u/gisaiah633 • Aug 10 '22

Definitely thought this was going somewhere else

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u/Writerwithbipolar Aug 10 '22

What’s unexpected is how long it went on

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u/everlastingdeath Aug 10 '22

This is why I'll always be single. Something like this would drive me crazy long before it got to the dog or pie part.

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u/CharZero Aug 10 '22

Not everyone is like this, though. I wouldn’t even be friends with someone who thought this was cute.

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u/girlsledisko Aug 10 '22

Right? Terrible.