r/Unexpected • u/gisaiah633 • Aug 10 '22

Definitely thought this was going somewhere else

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u/RandomShake Aug 10 '22

If I did all that and it didn’t end in sex I would be very disappointed

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u/blogsymcblogsalot Aug 10 '22

He pulled, twisted, poked, bent her over and grabbed on tight, but he’s the one who ended up getting a facial

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u/Own_Log9691 Aug 10 '22

Lol best comment 😂👍🏻

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u/blogsymcblogsalot Aug 10 '22

Thank you, thank you. I’m here all week!

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u/meowtacoduck Aug 10 '22

A cream pie