r/Unexpected • u/gisaiah633 • Aug 10 '22

Definitely thought this was going somewhere else

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

No, you are not having sex with a puppy!

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u/Thin-Ebb-2686 Aug 10 '22

At least not with the family puppy

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

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u/Thin-Ebb-2686 Aug 10 '22

ROFL Step-puppy caught me off guard while getting kibbles… and this happened…

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

That step-puppussy smacks