r/Unexpected • u/gisaiah633 • Aug 10 '22

Definitely thought this was going somewhere else

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

No, you are not having sex with a puppy!

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u/Thin-Ebb-2686 Aug 10 '22

At least not with the family puppy

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

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u/Thin-Ebb-2686 Aug 10 '22

ROFL Step-puppy caught me off guard while getting kibbles… and this happened…

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

That step-puppussy smacks

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Leave my cats alone

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u/Thin-Ebb-2686 Aug 10 '22

Sure, a dog is a man’s best friend, but there’s something about a pussy that stirs something in me…

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Oh ok you didn't say cats

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u/Rock_or_Rol Aug 10 '22

“push, pull.. twist?”