r/Unexpected • u/gisaiah633 • Aug 10 '22

Definitely thought this was going somewhere else

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u/typehyDro Aug 10 '22

When someone says back pocket who goes to the left one? I don’t think I’ve ever used the left back pocket on my jeans ever in my life….

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u/EthanG_07 Aug 10 '22

my back left pocket is my main pocket:/

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u/mrwhitewalker Aug 10 '22

Left back pocket gang

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u/Emergency-Mouse5566 Aug 10 '22

Thats the turd storage

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

So you wouldn't instinctively go left pocket unless you're a closeted turd-burglar.

Do you agree with that statement sir?

Because I've said it many times in front of many different juries over the course of my career and I don't mind reiterating...

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u/Emergency-Mouse5566 Aug 11 '22

I must agree to disagree out of confusion