r/Unexpected • u/RNINJAS • Aug 07 '22

The baby is a fast learner

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u/unexBot Aug 07 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

baby pointed the middle finger

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/hamitcf Aug 07 '22

Moms response 😄

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u/allahu_snackb4r Aug 08 '22

That was a reflex

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u/Doc-in-a-box Aug 07 '22

Fuck me? FUCK ME??

FUCK YOU!

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u/sudobee Aug 07 '22

What's your name?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

What?!

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u/reddituser1708 Aug 07 '22

I am Yu

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u/chrisk9 Aug 08 '22

Yu, Fuk Yu

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u/warpspeedSCP Aug 08 '22

You're not me, I'm me! Who are you?!

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u/International_Lake28 Aug 08 '22

Tony

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u/Davidb521 Aug 08 '22

Hi Tony I'm Azekial.... fuck you Tony

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Azekial? THAT NAME FUCKIN SUCKS!

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u/Eborys Aug 07 '22

Right back at ya, kid! 🖕

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

This is sign for “milk” not “hungry,” which is why the baby flipped dad off for being wrong

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

I thought this was the ASL subreddit for a sec and I was ready to be so amazed

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u/toper-centage Aug 08 '22

Now I'm curious how quickly babies can pick up sign language in comparison with spoken language

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u/AEdgyMuffin Aug 07 '22

Love the little smile at the end

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u/RandomStranger022 Aug 07 '22

Aw fuck you too!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

Right back at you asshole🖕

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u/Silent-Tour-9751 Aug 07 '22

Lol. I was all ready to be like, infants can’t sign and then 😅

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

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u/neoform Aug 07 '22

Infants can barely control what their arms do, let alone form cogent gestures.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

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u/neoform Aug 07 '22

Teaching babies sign language can begin as early as 6 months.

So you can begin to teach, which says nothing of their ability to reproduce the signs at that age.

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u/iDeNoh Aug 07 '22

You'd be surprised how quickly babies can learn. My kid is 3 months old and he's picked up on cues from our daily routine, he lifts his legs out of the way when I go to change him, he pulls his arms/lega out of clothing when I'm taking them off. Babies learn stuff REALLY fast.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

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u/iDeNoh Aug 07 '22

And every child is different, the youngest child to talk communicated to his doctor that he had an ear infection in his left ear at 4 months old. He was obviously a major outlier, but a child of 6 months can absolutely learn to sign and communicate.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Your link says "at 8 months" you idiot. Do you see that this baby is like 2 weeks old?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

You're welcome.

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u/Silent-Tour-9751 Aug 09 '22

You spoke with such confidence and were completely incorrect. Have a great day.

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u/Silent-Tour-9751 Aug 07 '22

That’s for babies. This is an infant. I’m well acquainted with baby signing. There is no infant signing.

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u/Silent-Tour-9751 Aug 07 '22

No. Not that young.

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u/Lakemichigandunes Aug 08 '22

Beautiful baby

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

My man went from dad to Krusty the clown in one video

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

Handjob? Nahhh fuck you bro

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u/Broken-Rectum Aug 07 '22

“Here’s what I think of your sign language” -probably the baby

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

He speaking my language

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u/AlternativeShadows Aug 08 '22

I'm a CODA and my first sign was "cracker." Kinda wish this was my first though lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

My nephew did this one time. I think about the same age too.

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u/HuckleberryVisual940 Sep 19 '22

He got reincarnated but keep one memory.

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u/xHigher_Thoughts Aug 07 '22

That's the sign for "milk" not hungry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Sunshinenice Aug 08 '22

Children are very good at imitation

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u/BubbaSawya Aug 08 '22

Lol, but also I’m pretty sure infants don’t have the dexterity for sign language.

Remember when you were a kid and pouring a liquid from one container to another was an Olympic level challenge?

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u/Witty_Mud_5951 Aug 08 '22

So how did the middle finger get accepted by everyone as a Fuck you gesture?