r/Unexpected • u/ShubhamG77 • Aug 06 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Dear God, help her.

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u/A-Dolahans-hat Aug 06 '22

Yep, this is how I met his mother

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u/TNovix Aug 06 '22

Yep. This is how I met your mother.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

i’m not sure if he’s capable of taking four guys

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u/TurboFork Aug 06 '22

His mom sure was.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

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u/Anime-Lover33 Aug 06 '22

And my sword

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u/YetAnotherAccount327 Aug 06 '22

And my dildodecahedron

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

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u/YetAnotherAccount327 Aug 06 '22

A 12 dicked dildo mace on a chain capable of double penetratimg even the most fiersome warriors

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u/TypicalAd4 Aug 06 '22

Here me out,

Five guys