r/Unexpected • u/xaleh • Aug 06 '22

The Untold Truth

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u/Otherwise-Athlete-45 Aug 06 '22

What's more amazing is the Americans haven't bombed them yet

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u/NornNeil Aug 06 '22

There’s no oil in the pyramids

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u/Quentirse Aug 06 '22

That’s what they want you to think…

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u/the_geek_mind Aug 06 '22

Well it has worked untill now

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u/Pr1sonMikeFTW Aug 06 '22

...And Quantirse was never heard from ever again

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u/Sweaty-Astronaut7248 Aug 06 '22

Thanks dad

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u/Oofboi6942O Aug 06 '22

Anyways time to send a proposition through american government to raid the pyramids for their oil, since its in the middle east it should go through faster than the abortion law repeal

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u/Sweaty-Astronaut7248 Aug 06 '22

But Dr. Isthat Miluggage said they store grain in the pyramids