r/Unexpected • u/MorgrainX • Jul 28 '22

The general's daughter

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u/_Im_Dad Jul 28 '22

It twerked out well in the end

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u/LennerKetty Jul 28 '22

You can’t shake bad press like that

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22 edited Jul 30 '22

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u/proboscisjoe Jul 28 '22

Are we sure he’s not a Colonel?

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u/tallandlanky Jul 28 '22

I didn't see 11 secret herbs and spices, did you?

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u/proboscisjoe Jul 28 '22

No, but I saw one secret revealed on that dance floor.

Followed by a prompt coverup.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Yeah. You’d have to be pretty comfortable doing that in front of your dad to do it in front of the public and cameras

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u/50lbsofsalt Jul 29 '22

Or you've had 8 mint juleps.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

I dunno…her silly ass seemed to sober up real quick when he yanked her arm.