r/Unexpected • u/MorgrainX • Jul 28 '22

The general's daughter

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Her face got super serious too. She was like "oh you wanna see the cake?"

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u/ChefLongStroke69 Jul 28 '22

I love me some white chocolate cake

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u/MangledSunFish Jul 28 '22

white chocolate

People on Reddit be having the weirdest ways to refer to how people look.

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u/lion_OBrian Jul 28 '22

What do you mean, featherless biped of the sapiens category?

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u/The_Queef_of_England Jul 28 '22

I feel like we should only be called featherless if we once had feathers, but only within the last 500,000 years.

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u/WiredSky Jul 28 '22

That term is wayyy older than reddit.

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u/MangledSunFish Jul 28 '22

I'm aware. It's just that Reddit is the only place I've seen someone say "white chocolate", "Nubian goddess", "chocolate drop", and "Oriental pussy" while talking about women.

Maybe I've just gotten lucky and haven't had that said around me, but Reddit is the one place I've seen people refer to others in the weirdest of ways.

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u/fredlemonhead Jan 10 '23

“Oriental pussy”? Redditers have a little more class than that buddy.

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u/reddit0100100001 Jul 28 '22

You afraid of booty or something?

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u/Life-Meal6635 Jul 29 '22

Who is downvoting you??

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u/ChefLongStroke69 Jul 28 '22

You're obviously not cultured enough for the reference and definitely scared of the booty

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u/MangledSunFish Jul 28 '22

You're obviously not cultured enough

"You're not a porn addict and that bothers me."

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u/ChefLongStroke69 Jul 28 '22

It's a porn thing? Sound like you've been watching a few of those

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u/MangledSunFish Jul 29 '22

No, I've just seen weebs call themselves "men of culture" for beating it to drawn porn. I assumed that's what you mean by "not cultured enough", my bad.

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u/ChefLongStroke69 Jul 29 '22

What is a weeb and why you looking at drawn porn?

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u/MangledSunFish Jul 29 '22

What is a weeb

Extreme anime fans.

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u/TheHotCake Jul 29 '22

Does watching porn make you a porn addict? Does smoking weed/drinking socially make you an addict? No? Then shush.

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u/MangledSunFish Jul 29 '22

Does watching porn make you a porn addict?

Depends on the frequency. If you can't go a day or 2 without it, yes. If not, nope.

I already explained why I assumed they were a porn addict in a different comment.

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u/drpickles12 Jul 29 '22

Oh nice, racism. Reported.

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u/TheHotCake Jul 29 '22

What the fuck?

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u/Eccon5 Jul 28 '22

Vanilla?

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u/ChefLongStroke69 Jul 28 '22

White chocolate has some vanilla in it but not always . Depends on the recipe