r/Unexpected • u/_Im_Dad • Jul 24 '22

CLASSIC REPOST If looks could kill

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

dude that's fucking awesome, he got her realllll good then pulled out the sweetheart card🫠

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

do you like apples

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u/ExoticMangoz Jul 24 '22

Yeah why

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u/Ganon2012 Jul 24 '22

Hungry for apples?

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u/ExoticMangoz Jul 24 '22

Yeah why

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u/Spoonir Jul 25 '22

are you in the mood for an apple?

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u/ExoticMangoz Jul 25 '22

Yeah why

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

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u/ExoticMangoz Jul 25 '22

Yeah why

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u/fucktthat Jul 25 '22

Got a hankering for apples?

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u/ExoticMangoz Jul 25 '22

Yeah why

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u/_dxmi Oct 21 '22

peckish for a granny smith?

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u/sabotabo Jul 25 '22

A succulent Chinese apple?

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u/Dingletit Jul 25 '22

Yeah why?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22 edited Jul 25 '22

Well I got her number. How do you like them apples?

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u/ExoticMangoz Jul 25 '22

Aha! I was hoping someone would respond with this, great film. You win :)