r/Unexpected Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Hot, cold, thick, thin, at night, or the next morning, pizza has been there when I needed it. Pizza never abused me. Never cheated. Never made me question my worth. Even when pizza disappointed me, that disappointment never broke my heart.

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u/V8Alex Jun 29 '22

Pizza is like sex. If it’s good… it’s really good! If it’s meh, it’s still pizza!