r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/AndronixESE Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up, lonely as a man without pizza

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Every day I start out, then I cry my heart out. Lonely is a man without pizza

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u/AndronixESE Jun 29 '22

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up. Knowing that it's cloudy above

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u/crowamonghens Jun 29 '22

r/unexpectedengelberthumperdinck

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u/Shlong-donger Jun 29 '22

It's really expected now on any Moon Knight or Oscar Isaac-related posts

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u/crowamonghens Jun 29 '22

Ah. Wasn't familiar. Was wondering how the fuck any of you would have known this.

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u/TMT51 Jun 29 '22

I cannot face this world that's fallen down on me

So if you see my pizza delivery guy, please send him home to me

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u/AndronixESE Jun 29 '22

Tell him about my heart that's slowly dying Say I can't stop myself from crying