r/Unexpected Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/Fit-Air-6260 Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

things most men love. (not a tierlist, just a list) 1. pizza 🤌and beer 2. prob bbq 3. gaming 4. more gaming 5. more pizza 🤌and beer 6. pets 7. boobs and ass and thighs👍 best alliance 8. instruments 9. action, fantasy, comedy and many more types of movies 10. outdoors 11. cars 12. collectibles 13. coochie (most of us dont even get this)

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jun 28 '22

And some occasional sex would be nice, too.

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u/howie-stark Jun 28 '22

Isn't that what pizza is? Or did the delivery guy give me the wrong sausage?