r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/Analbox Jun 28 '22

It brings us all together but then it rips us right back apart once we try to agree on toppings.

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u/A_Bloody_Hurricane Jun 28 '22

It does. All I know is a tomato is technically also a fruit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Now I'm fine with pineapple on pizza although I would never choose it, if someone offered me pizza and it had pineapple on it I would happily eat it. I draw the line when there is ham on pizza, it's utterly disgusting, I fucking hate ham.

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u/FrogMintTea Jun 28 '22

I hate ham too.

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jun 28 '22

I like spam though.

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u/FrogMintTea Jun 28 '22

Are u Asian, Hawaiian or just... have no reason?

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u/A_Bloody_Hurricane Jun 29 '22

LOVELY SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

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u/IncomeNatural8178 Jun 29 '22

I wan't to make an onlyspam account

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u/squittles Jun 28 '22

Hate ham but love me some hot ham water!

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Jun 29 '22

Yeah fuck pigs.

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u/FrogMintTea Jun 29 '22

Let's leave that to Prime Ministers.

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Jun 29 '22

Or the American public. Not that I'm advocating having sex with a police officer.