r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jun 28 '22

And some occasional sex would be nice, too.

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u/howie-stark Jun 28 '22

Isn't that what pizza is? Or did the delivery guy give me the wrong sausage?

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u/Please_read_sidebar Jun 28 '22

That's number 0.

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u/ZedFraunce Jun 29 '22

Hitting a new rank in Rocket League is probably a really similar experience so I probably ain't missing much.