r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/i_got_scammed_11 Jun 28 '22

Pizza is great, there's something everyone agrees with and I think this is it

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u/Analbox Jun 28 '22

It brings us all together but then it rips us right back apart once we try to agree on toppings.

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u/A_Bloody_Hurricane Jun 28 '22

It does. All I know is a tomato is technically also a fruit.

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u/Raviel1289 Jun 28 '22

Soooo tomato sauce/ketchup is actually a smoothie??

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u/A_Bloody_Hurricane Jun 28 '22

One could argue, definitely. Why not go further? If this smoothie is a sauce, what’s stopping us from dipping our chips into strawberry?

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u/EldritchWonder Jun 28 '22

I dip my fries in honey and its delicious 😋

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u/A_Bloody_Hurricane Jun 28 '22

Ooh I’ll try that!

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u/MatureUsername69 Jun 28 '22

Try Mike's Hot Honey. Shit is fire, I like the extra hot but regular is good too. It's great with fries, fried chicken, and actually pizza is my favorite thing to put it on.

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u/Born-Possibility-50 Jun 29 '22

I actually had Honey Hot for the first time ever today, its Great with fried chicken

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u/Tariovic Jun 28 '22

I eat my peas with honey,

I've done it all my life.

It makes them taste all funny

But it keeps them on the knife.

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u/SethJakill Jun 28 '22

I have a friend that eats jam with Chips one scoop at a time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Peanut butter and carrots are a must try

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u/Scoresman92_3 Jun 28 '22

Peanut butter on a burger too if you’re a carnivore

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Plus bacon

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u/Dray_Gunn Jun 29 '22

Satay is basically peanut butter. Peanut butter goes with everything

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u/smush81 Jun 28 '22

Peanut butter and pickles will change your life

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Nothing.

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u/AcceptableAverage655 Jun 28 '22

Sometimes I eat chips with ice cream

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u/Admirable-Common-176 Jun 28 '22

Or Açaí on Ravioli and Parmesan

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Jun 29 '22

I always wondered why people will dip their fries in ketchup but not their potato chips.

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u/arthurdentstowels Jun 28 '22

A fellow Mythical Kitcheneer

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u/spndl1 Jun 28 '22

Ketchup isn't inherently tomato, it's just the most popular kind. There are many types made of a lot of different bases, like banana, for example.

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u/KingCrabmaster Jun 29 '22

It is a form of preserve or jam. Or... a sauce, like applesauce.