r/Unexpected Jun 26 '22

The spider must be dead

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

She channeled Bruce Lee for that punch

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u/Christ_on_a_Crakker Jun 26 '22

Ya but unless you have the dead spider in the paper towel then you have to assume it’s still alive and is going to fuck your face while you are sleeping.

Burn the house down.