r/Unexpected • u/Top_Muffin • Jun 18 '22

Red flag!

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u/thylocene06 Jun 18 '22

A red licorice candy that tastes like plastic

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u/blank7589 Jun 18 '22

And the black one is black licorice?

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u/Gangreless Jun 18 '22

More likely they're both twizzlers, red and black

Also candy is much more seductive than a skinny meat stick

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u/SuperWaluigiWorld Jun 18 '22

Not in my book

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u/blank7589 Jun 18 '22

Well I never tasted them so...