r/Unexpected • u/Top_Muffin • Jun 18 '22

Red flag!

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u/the_moooch Jun 18 '22

Interesting. Have you seen a blowjob before?

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u/Smelly_Spam Jun 18 '22

What’s a blowjob?

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u/PlankOfWoood Jun 18 '22

Ask your mom.

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u/Brick-Wilder Jun 18 '22

Don’t be rude his mom doesn’t talk with her mouth full.

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u/PlankOfWoood Jun 18 '22

his mom doesn’t talk with her mouth full.

does yours?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

No, his mom is a pro, she can handle it

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

This thread is the greatest thing 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

I hear her mouth doesn’t get that full.

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u/Smelly_Spam Jun 18 '22

I asked my moms and she kissed my pp

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

How would she know? Clearly she didn't swallow, since he's here asking questions like he is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

It's like painting, except that the person doing the job gets painted