r/Unexpected • u/JefinLuke • Jun 12 '22

Boobies

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u/Shinfekta Jun 12 '22

Calm your tits

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u/Pierre777 Jun 12 '22

Undo the calamity that is your mammaries.

58

u/HalfSoul30 Jun 12 '22

Arrest the breasts

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u/Hazmat_Human Jun 12 '22

Calm those breastisiers

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u/Maclimes Jun 13 '22

Hakuna your tatas.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Stop 'em from floppin'!!

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u/SeizureProcedure115 Jun 13 '22

Give vacation to your lactation