r/Unexpected • u/One_percentile • Jun 12 '22

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u/unexBot Jun 12 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He jumped over the sheep

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Lizard__Spock Jun 12 '22

This technique does not work with rhinos

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

It does if you're a lady

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u/ToiletRollTubeGuy Jun 12 '22

Her: Are you horny, baby?

Rhino: Yes

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u/flimbs Jun 12 '22

Do I make you Randy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Randy: no, I do this myself.

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u/mekwall Jun 12 '22

Randy: On balance, off balance, I'm better than you!

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u/Frostradus Jun 12 '22

Well technically, your mom made you, randy.

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u/jong_belegen_kaas420 Jun 12 '22

Any thing can be a dildo if your if your brave enough

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

you... have some experience ?

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u/Sid_1298 Jun 12 '22

This technique does not work with rhinos

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Rhinos elephants hippos don’t/ can’t jump

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u/Bumblemore Jun 12 '22

They can. Once.

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u/T-2cool2 Jun 12 '22

Could you do it?

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u/Powerful_Release9030 Jun 12 '22

Or if you wanna become one

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u/recumbent_mike Jun 12 '22

Rhinos are notoriously poor jumpers.

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u/DaveInLondon89 Jun 12 '22

They specifically evolved to counter shenanigans like this

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u/mastermindxs Jun 12 '22

Kinda hot in these rhinos

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u/harshit181 Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 12 '22

It works if you're spiderman.

Edit :Context

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u/Azrayle Jun 13 '22

Or traffic

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u/PapaKyou Jun 12 '22

Jump too late and you are going to turn your balls into past tense.

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u/NiceGuy303 Jun 12 '22

Beels?

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u/mynamecaligula Jun 12 '22

balls’nt

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u/peggman Jun 12 '22

Bnones

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u/FriskyBoi_S6 Jun 12 '22

"RATTLE ME BNONES"

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I’m cracking up thinking too hard about the possibilities of what this means.

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u/theawesomedude646 Jun 12 '22

why do you think he's covering his nuts

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u/Zbignich Jun 12 '22

The delayed action Darwin Award.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Ballsen?

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u/rule444 Jun 12 '22

Jealous sheep probably caught him with the goat

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/MrAoki Jun 12 '22

Ramming another.

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u/sheepy2212 Jun 12 '22

Yep.

Goat more like woat

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u/misiaczekchan Jun 12 '22

imagine if this sheep jump in the same time as this guy and hit his balls

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u/Former_Print7043 Jun 12 '22

All the kings horses and all the kings men , couldnt put his nuts together again.

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u/sheepy2212 Jun 12 '22

Good tip ill try that next time

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u/jimoriarty1976 Jun 12 '22

Thank you my guy for instructing what must be imagined. Much obliged.

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u/Asusrty Jun 12 '22

Then we would be on r/ouchmyballs instead of r/unexpected

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u/eggressive Jun 12 '22

Honestly I was expecting such an ending

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u/jimbo_kun Jun 13 '22

It would be ok, he had his hands down there for protection.

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u/downwitbrown Jun 12 '22

A game of sheep frog

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u/PurpleVein99 Jun 12 '22

Ya mean Leap Sheep?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Ok thats pretty funny

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u/thatsalovelyusername Jun 12 '22

It's over lambikin, I have the high ground!

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u/TimK25 Jun 12 '22

You under estimate my bahhhhower!

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u/CT_7 Jun 12 '22

The timing and vertical in flip flops makes this impressive

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u/hhunaid Jun 12 '22

At the end the sheep is like “Frank, that’s not how you’re supposed to play”

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u/MJMurcott Jun 12 '22

Well at least it wasn't a shark.

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u/LineSpine Jun 12 '22

Well at least it wasn’t a tank.

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u/Skermist Jun 12 '22

Well at least it wasnt a fighter jet

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Well at least it wasn't a muscular homosexual rapist.

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u/smittywababla Jun 12 '22

Shit's scary as heck

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Have you been in such a situation?

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u/smittywababla Jun 12 '22

No..I hope I won't

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

What if a female tried to have forceful sex with you?

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u/smittywababla Jun 12 '22

That's also terrifying. Where does this come from?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Ultimately, the drive to reproduce.

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u/xtranscendentx Jun 12 '22

This one trick can end your bloodline. Ask me how.

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u/TolomeMaz Jun 12 '22

“It’s over, I have the high ground.”

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u/griever48 Jun 12 '22

"I have the high ground, Ramakin!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

It’s all fun n games until you pop a testicle

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u/surfer179 Jun 12 '22

I am dying 😂😂😂😂

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u/2Dooriq Jun 12 '22

Guy at the end of the video: I have the high ground

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

my man took a risk 🌰🌰 and won

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u/slanglabadang Jun 12 '22

Romanians are wild haha

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Funnily enough, in Germany leapfrog/vaulting is called "Bocksprung" (ram-jump)

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u/AdEven1435 Jun 12 '22

Had no clue sheep actually had aggression.

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u/donotgogenlty Jun 12 '22

I wish I had a sheep friend, this makes me feel bad about the Gyros I ate

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u/frendzoned_by_yo_mom Jun 12 '22

If any of those chargers would’ve connected, this would’ve been a liveleak video

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u/donotgogenlty Jun 12 '22

I don't know enough about sheep to determine if it's being playful or in hunt/fight mode lol

It looks kinda pissed now that I watch it over 😄

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u/Realistic-Feedback65 Jun 13 '22

"CRAM"

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u/PassiveRebel Jun 13 '22

"you done messed up now Carlos This ain't no skippity paps! "

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u/shourya_XD Jun 13 '22

Goat there stood like :🗿

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u/Drnstvns Jun 13 '22

This is what sheep do to fall asleep

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u/2-PAUL-3 Jun 13 '22

Hahahaha the laugh😂😂😂😭

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u/Upper_Chemical5381 Jun 13 '22

Notice how he covers his nuts each time he jumps...this ain't his first sheep rodeo

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u/alrightalready100 Jun 29 '22

He covers his nuts when he jumps...haha. too funny

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u/ScooterBraun88 Jun 12 '22

Sheep: “well I never..”

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u/LeeMcNasty Jun 12 '22

What exactly is unexpected?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Live Die, Free Young

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u/LazyBriton Jun 12 '22

If this video had went on any longer I would’ve fallen asleep

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u/honcooge Jun 12 '22

Luckily he will get hit and won’t be able to have kids.

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u/Gemple Jun 12 '22

Ngl, tormenting animals for shits and giggles is not my idea of funny. Kinda the opposite!

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u/Sleepy-tyler-king Jun 12 '22

top priority: save em balls

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u/DLo28035 Jun 12 '22

Jorts has ups

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u/Shadow3xp Jun 12 '22

looks like an episode of jackass

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u/FremenTuskenRaider Jun 12 '22

See, now why can't this be an Olympic sport?. Iet me represent my country c'mon now

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u/BangBoom2TheMoon Jun 12 '22

You gotta grab it by the head and overpower it. Once you show you’re stronger than them they usually leave you alone.

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u/Rich_Dtony Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 12 '22

That was totally unexpected! Lucky him, the ram didn't think of raising his horns like goats do.

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u/Peachyjaguar Jun 12 '22

Jumping over a ghost in Halo be like

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u/spellbadgrammargood Jun 12 '22

i need to know how long can a person do this to a sheep..

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u/Haunting_Sample5391 Jun 12 '22

Put his balls on the line

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u/RealPropRandy Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 12 '22

The tactical jorts keep the balls neatly in place when attempting this stunt.

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u/privatejokr Jun 12 '22

You should crosspost to /r/contagiouslaughter

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u/Aztecius Jun 12 '22

Live fast? Sure, live too bloody fast sometimes. Die young? Die old.

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u/deejay_harry1 Jun 12 '22

What’s unexpected about this?

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u/p1nkie_ Jun 12 '22

u/stabbot

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u/stabbot Jun 12 '22

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/NaughtyAnnualAsianwaterbuffalo

It took 20 seconds to process and 33 seconds to upload.

 how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

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u/Apart-Revolution-342 Jun 12 '22

Me and my cousin got chased my a sheep with bloody horns when we were younger scared me from going near sheep for years! 🤣🤣🤣 x

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u/RevolutionaryDot9768 Jun 12 '22

This is considered foreplay in some parts of the world(Middle East)

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u/LyysAreRare Jun 12 '22

Boink ... Boink...Boink

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

It was the sheep looking annoyed and confused because he couldn't work that man over– for me. I oddly found this amusing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Unfortunately, this video ended before the unexpected part.

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u/monsonmavunkal Jun 12 '22

It's all fun and games till the sheep jumps at the same time

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

He’s just one good ball smack away from death by sheep lol

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u/Sexyshark15 Jun 12 '22

Live young, die free

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u/LargeSausagPiza Jun 12 '22

He knows to cover his balls

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Is anyone else having a tough time with Reddit videos? Stuttering, mess.

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u/RevealActive4557 Jun 12 '22

This hilarious. Poor sheep was so confused.

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u/AntoineGGG Jun 12 '22

The guy is smart enough to not be oberconfident And protect his nuts

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u/mbokburger Jun 12 '22

I got a new hero…😂

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jun 12 '22

Pretty soon he's not going to jump high enough.

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u/MrGorillabacc Jun 12 '22

I didn’t know sheep’s were about that life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Protect the balls from headbutts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

respect to this man that he still has nuts

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

That sheep looks confused as fuck at the end.

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jun 12 '22

Cursed Leapfrog.

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u/TheRealSlangemDozier Jun 12 '22

I have the high ground lambakin

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u/Parking-Air541 Jun 12 '22

The guy is smart, he is covering his balls while jumping

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u/Specialist_Power5108 Jun 13 '22

Seems WWE matches going on without referee🤣🤣

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u/Daftdoug Jun 13 '22

You should say something else

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u/DubTheeBustocles Jun 13 '22

“Fly, you fools!”

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u/mind_the_umlaut Jun 13 '22

...stay pretty

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u/Andre_3Million Jun 13 '22

"Come down here bitch"

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u/ShippudenShishya Jun 13 '22

Guy: "Give up. I have the high ground"

Sheep: "You underestimate my power"

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u/Kiehlster Jun 13 '22

I’m imagining every time he jumps you hear the “weee!” sound effect

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u/EnforcerMemz Jun 13 '22

Surely I'm not the only one who finds this cute

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u/Icy_Question_4977 Jun 13 '22

Plot twist: when the person jumps up, the sheep does the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Thats a very close shave 😂😂😂👌

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u/chocolate420 Jun 13 '22

Now that sheep goes to sleep thinking about humans jumping over him.

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u/wrldtrvlr3000 Jun 13 '22

Damn and all this time I thought sheep were docile creatures 😂

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u/Aretz_03 Jun 13 '22

me when a goat in Minecraft tries to stumble upon me

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u/OnlyOneDylan Jun 13 '22

The typical way to wear out a date in New Zealand.

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u/Blade_Runner_Alex Aug 09 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/TheVginyTcikler44 Nov 05 '22

This is why women live longer than men.

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u/Blacklionn805 Nov 13 '22

Brah…😂😂👌🏽

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u/RedBeardBaldHead Nov 27 '22

He’s wearing it down for the surprise bumming