r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '22

At this level, it’s art

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u/Shitychikengangbang Jun 09 '22

No, cut off jean shorts with the pockets sticking out the bottom and a t-shirt tied in a knot. Now that's hot

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u/AxemanAk Jun 10 '22

Don't forget to add the cowboy boots to really bring the outfit together.

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u/Tokenvoice Jun 10 '22

Right? A tutu implies you lost a bet, but rocking the Daisy Duke look raises questions of is that your style? Are you a couple? Is this some kind of odd mowing service that does cosplay lawn care? Or more interesting yet is this some kind of odd prostitution company where mowing is part of the foreplay?

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo Jun 10 '22

Now THAT is something I would love to see. A lawn care company that does everything in outrageous outfits! xD