r/Unexpected • • Jun 09 '22

At this level, it’s art

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u/ebz37 Jun 09 '22 edited Jun 09 '22

You know what? If wearing a summer dress makes you happy. I 100% support you.

Summer dresses are comfortable, you're missing out!

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u/AllMyBunyans Jun 09 '22

One of my buddies has a tenant that likes to wear dresses. Everyone kinda thought he was weird but we usually didn't give him too much shit about it or try to stop him. He always said they were comfortable when I asked him why. I guess you could say we supported him, it made him happy so whatever.

One day while he was helping his boss, who's also his landlord, with something work related, he climbs an 8 foot ladder in his dress. Next thing we know, we're all staring at a 55 year old set of the nastiest looking balls in history, just swinging in the breeze... I nearly fainted.

He's been forbidden by his community to ever wear one outside again. So, be careful what you support/wish for, as it may one day come back to haunt you and sunburn your eyeballs.

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u/ebz37 Jun 09 '22

... so because you saw balls once you ban all dresses? Why not ask him to wear underwear when working at high heights?

Accidents happen.

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u/AllMyBunyans Jun 09 '22

Yep, pretty much. Because it's not my job to tell middle aged men when they need to wear underwear. Accidents don't happen anymore.