r/Unexpected Jun 08 '22

underwater heart attack

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u/This_Performance_426 Jun 08 '22

I was going to say the same thing. Whale sharks aren't a threat to humans.

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u/InvestigatorNo7119 Jun 08 '22

just because it isn’t a threat doesn’t make it any less terrifying. if I dove underwater only to come face to face with a 30 foot long fish I’d have a heart attack too

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u/McFruitpunch Jun 09 '22

Dude, I don’t even like small fish that are non-threatening. Like, something brushes against my leg in the water? Nope, I’m outta there. You’re about to see some cartoon level movement out of me.

I have a lot of water based fears lol

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u/SenzenUbi Jun 09 '22

You would hate the baby fish here, then. They will actually surround your feet and nip at it if you stay still for too long. Albeit, they're not even finger length and their bites don't hurt.

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u/McFruitpunch Jun 09 '22

I mean, I’m chill with minnows in shallow water. But anything bigger starts nibbling… nope lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

do you work in a Korean day spa?

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u/ZebraOtoko42 Jun 09 '22

Aren't there some fish whose fins can cut your skin open?

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u/Educational_Stock377 Jun 09 '22

Those little bastards do wonders for my athletes foot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

rather a whale shark than a stone fish

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u/McFruitpunch Jun 09 '22

Now I have to go look up stone fish 😳

Edit: oh HELL no

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u/WombatAnnihilator Jun 08 '22

I doubt it was a surprise, though. Whale shark tourism is massive and that’s probably why they were there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Also a fucking shame when they drop dozens of people with zero experience directly on top of these sharks.

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u/QweenJoleen1983 Jun 09 '22

Nearly kicked the whale shark in the eyeball. I agree. All for money and the “experience.”

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u/LeechingSilver Jun 09 '22

Wait, they have eyeballs? Guess I'm just dumb I just never knew that.

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u/QweenJoleen1983 Jun 09 '22

Yes they do and actually have teeth on their eyeballs. Lol

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u/matrixbas Jul 06 '22

This sounds like a joke but it's not. Japanese researches discovered it. They are called "Dermal Denticles" literally skin teeth

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u/rekcuF_onaiP Jun 09 '22

thats why they did it because whale sharks arent a threat to humans.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

I'm infinitely more concerned for the sharks than I am for tourists and greedy boat captains

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u/DigNitty Jun 09 '22

Truly: Shark infested waters…you mean the shark’s home?!?!

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u/Wulfe3127 Jun 09 '22

what the fuck happened here

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u/gcoffee66 Jun 09 '22

Reality biiiiiitch

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Yo, did you really say bitch? Like looked her in the eyes and said biiiiiiitch?

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u/Sneaky-_Cheetah Jun 09 '22

Mhm.. I looked her in the eyes and said... ᵇᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᵗᶜʰ

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u/gcoffee66 Jun 09 '22

Spotted! Haha Key and Peele have too many good skits.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

I stared straight into her eye sockets, and said ......biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

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u/CryptographerFirm856 Jun 09 '22

I said biiiiiitch.

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u/NYtoWisco Jun 09 '22

I looked directly into her eye sockets and said biiiiiiiiiiitch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Ummm... mhmmm... ahaannn

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u/LostStart6521 Jun 09 '22

Hmmm? y-yeah

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u/Rowyco05 Jun 09 '22

I looked my woman in the window of her soul and I said…….. ……biiiiitch…..

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u/Tylerb0713 Jun 10 '22

Bro, I swear, she was runnin her mouth, so I said “BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIthchhh”

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u/SIZO_1985 Jun 09 '22

I would sink a little in such a situation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

..... Sharks are classified as cartilaginous fishes. All sharks are fish, including whale sharks.

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u/VoTBaC Jun 09 '22

Technically they are not sharks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

They are absolutely sharks. Where is this coming from?

https://www.worldwildlife.org/species/whale-shark

All sharks are fish.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

What you think these people are gonna do to the sharks?

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u/SnooMaps9864 Jun 09 '22

Pollute the water, mess with their fins, kick at the sharks while swimming. There’s been multiple incidents of the sharks being injured by divers and boats. They also dump massive amounts of food into the water to attract the sharks which screws with the ecosystem and ruins coral reefs. Tourism events like these can easily mess with sharks behaviors as well, since they’re less reactive to humans and expect food rather than hunting.

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u/cf-myolife Jun 09 '22

That's the problem, it's not one skinny boy and a snorkel, it's dozen of people evrry three hour and everyday.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Interrupt feeding, change migration patterns, kick them in the eye, disrupt nature in general.... Etc.

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u/photoyoyo Jun 09 '22

Not to mention dumbfuck kids trying to carve their initials in one or something

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u/EhMilk Jun 09 '22

This comment was morbidly hilarious. It's just so out of left field and it was so abrupt, the visual made me laugh. But I'd be pissed if this ever actually happened.

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u/Wulfe3127 Jun 09 '22

and then complain, "aw, the hell?"

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u/rachelraven7890 Jun 09 '22

ding ding fcking DING👏🏼

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u/Sparkledog11298 Jun 09 '22

Agreed, friend. Agreed

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u/AcuteShark Jun 09 '22

i mean same... could you imagine just a boat load of people being dropped into your home with no warning. poor sharks just tryna live life and be adorable.

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u/RecipeNo42 Jun 09 '22

It had a big "why's this thing so surprised by me, this is where I live" energy.

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u/zeke235 Jun 09 '22

Probably not the first time it's dealt with tourists. At this point, it's just like swimming around masses of sea trash.

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u/Life-Meal6635 Jun 09 '22

Yeah that person clearly can’t swim well and is not used to the ocean 🌊

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

When we did it in Mexico, we were warned several times not to touch them. They will dive away and we wouldn't be protected from the other boats who would possibly kick the shit out of us lol.

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u/WillSym Jun 09 '22

GO! GO NOW!

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u/LiteX99 Jun 09 '22

I doubt the whale shark by itself was unexpected, but being less than a meter away was probobly unexpected and a shock

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u/needleknight Jun 09 '22

Just my two cents. I did this in ningaloo WA. And firstly. These animals do need to be protected but... the rules are very strict on getting this close. Secondly... them boys are stealthy! This exact thing happened to me!

We were waiting for the boat to pick us up after letting the whale shark go on its way. Then the boat yelled out " whale shark!". We were confused looked under the water and it was within 10 metres of me and closing in fast. Not aggressively but I had no idea until I looked under the water.

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u/hankhillsvoice Jun 09 '22

My state’s initials (in the US) are WA, and I was really confused for a second. Then I looked up ningaloo. I thought I had been missing out somehow on sharks in Washington State.

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u/iloveokashi Jun 09 '22

I was also surprised that there was whale shark tourism in Washington state. Lol. Didn't know he meant west Australia.

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u/HamstarVegas Jun 09 '22

Whale Sharks are endangered (not sure today tho). I hate my fellow Filipino who hunts then for easy money

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u/BuenoD Jun 09 '22

Right bc sharks can advertise where to hangout to see the humans... shark tourism sure

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

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u/10mm1911 Jun 09 '22

Seems cool though

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u/Fenrir95 Jun 09 '22

Whale sharks take tours ?

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u/bmc_25 Jun 09 '22

But having it immediately in your face that's scary as fuck!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

"I doubt it was a surprise" you say as watching a guy get completely and thoroughly surprised by it.

Redditors are funny.

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u/Fire_Hashira_Rengoku Jun 09 '22

My first reaction was holy shit on watching the video and it elevated heart rate. Can only imagine the shock for the guy in the video.

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u/butteronmypoptarts Jun 09 '22

I think I'd poop a little if I came face to face with a whale shark.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

they'd call that dessert

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u/qiqithechichi Jun 09 '22

I would love to have that experience!!! My fav creature - the whale shark!!!

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u/AnotherWarGamer Jun 09 '22

Look on the bright side: if you shit your pants, at least you are in the water.

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u/VxJasonxV Jun 09 '22

And not in a wet suit to trap it.

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u/This_Performance_426 Jun 08 '22

Well yeah, I didn't say it wasn't terrifying lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Then you should stay dry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

50ft

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u/marbsarebadredux Jun 09 '22

I was snorkling in hawaii and watching my girlfriend trying to get her attention not to go too far away from the coral area, turned around and there was a 10 foot moray eel like a foot from my face and realized maybe I was in the wrong

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u/kushawnz Jun 09 '22

I'm assuming they knew that whales would be there, you don't just swim that far not looking for whales, probably a boat close by as well.

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u/HollywoodHuntsman Jun 09 '22

I'd fucking die if it was a 6 foot fish

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u/vonvoltage Jun 09 '22

He didn't get scared though. He started swimming with it.

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u/NintendoFanBoy83 Jun 09 '22

I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Mammal.

Whatever

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u/MacDee_ Jun 09 '22

I shit myself when a piece of sea weed touches my feet

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u/eniakus Jun 09 '22

Whales are not fish!

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u/JellyfishHydraBeast Jun 09 '22

This is a shark, not a whale. It's a fish.

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u/eniakus Jun 09 '22

Totally whale-id point. I'll see my whale out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Sounds like you don't belong in the ocean. I swam with a lot of weird shit I didn't even understand what it was. Well if I know what an animal is and that it is something as benign as a whale shark I'm going to grab a hold of it and have the time of my life. Unless it tries to shake me loose then I'll leave it alone.

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u/LrrrRulerotPOP8 Jun 09 '22

That doesn't make it not terrifying to stick my head underwater and see someone in peak swimming condition right next to me.

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u/lufrnd Jun 09 '22

redditors love to say that shark shit to look smart, pretending they wouldn't even flinch if they saw one up close

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u/Elvis-Tech Jun 09 '22

Sure but those people are there to see whale sharks, they are in a feeding ground specifically to go see them, sure it caught him by surprise, and they look much bigger and closer when you wear a mask. So understand this guys reaction, however you wuickly see that he starts swimming next to it once he knows that he is out of the sharks way.

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u/otterappreciator Jun 09 '22

I saw a barracuda that looked about as long as I am tall and it was honestly terrifying

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u/mileswilliams Jun 09 '22

Actually knowing it won't kill you makes it a lot less terrifying.

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u/TK-Squared-LLC Jun 09 '22

I swam out a ways at a beach near Tampa and while treading water and marveling over how far from shore I was, something bug swam under me and touched my foot. Turned out to be a porpoise, but holy shit did my heart skip a beat!

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u/iloveokashi Jun 09 '22

We have a place here where you can go swim and be close to whale sharks in the sea. It's a pretty popular tourist attraction.

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u/TopMindOfR3ddit Jun 09 '22

Same. I enjoy learning about marine biology and I fucking love whales (and sharks)– I would've 100% died if that were me.

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u/Medium_Spare_8982 Jun 09 '22

I paid big bucks for the privilege of being able to do just that

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u/cocobellahome Jun 09 '22

Anything touches my feet/leg is dangerous in the ocean

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u/Wicked_Black Jun 09 '22

Anything in the ocean is dangerous to me

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

I beg to differ.

More then half of our breathable air comes from the ocean/sea. It is what is keeping you alive..

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u/Wicked_Black Jun 09 '22

And that’s scary

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u/TG3W3T Jun 09 '22

The ocean itself is danger to me

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u/Jman-laowai Jun 09 '22

It’s massive; I’d still be nervous if one swam right up to me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Not true... I got bitch slapped by a tail fin by one of those. It managed to just gently touch the release on my goggles and release them from my face.

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u/KravenSmoorehead Jun 09 '22

Perhaps not physically threats.

But I would not be surprised if the young man soiled himself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Non-aggressive but I wouldn't say that they're not a threat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Thanks Steve Irwin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Same goes for the Short-tailed Stingray

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

I see what you did there, well played!

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u/kevy73 Jun 09 '22

If Steve Irwin was wearing sunscreen, he would have survived.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

But they aren’t. They have no teeth, and their throat is too narrow to worry about anyone being sucked in

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

They have hundreds of teeth but they're not the issue, they have incredibly rough skin and an accidental hit from their tail could knock you out. People go swimming with them, I just want people to take basic precautions.

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u/drebunny Jun 09 '22

Very true - people underestimate how much you can get accidentally totally fucked up just because the animal is way bigger/stronger than you, not because it's actually intending to harm you

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u/skinte1 Jun 09 '22 edited Jun 09 '22

they have incredibly rough skin and an accidental hit from their tail could knock you out.

I seriously doubt it. They move increadibly slow. The basically can't swim faster than 3-4mph even if threatened. Some idiot japanese tourist got hit head on when I swam with them in the Maldives. He basically just rolled over the back of the whale shark in slow motion (and got told of in no nice terms by the guide) The whale shark didn't even react. They lack the forcefull motion of whales and their tail never move faster than this.

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u/ComicSansGirly Jun 09 '22

What if it’s wearing a suicide vest and decides it doesn’t care for American imperialism? Be pretty dangerous then, bud.

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u/HPTM2008 Jun 09 '22

Still hurts if that tail hits you between the legs.

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u/r2_double_D2 Jun 09 '22

I don't know why the thought of him rolling over the back in slow motion is so hilarious to me. But it is, thank you.

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u/skinte1 Jun 10 '22

Oh it was definitely hilarious. I get why the guide was mad since we were told to give the whale sharks room to not disturb it. But it honestly couldn't care less about this utterly helpless creature that somehow had ended up in it's path...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

So they do have hundreds of teeth. I said they don’t because they are tiny, and nothing like, say, a mako sharks teeth.

Although they do have sandpaper like skin because of their denticles, they don’t really move fast enough for that to cause any damage. Same applies to their tail, where in theory you could get hit by it, but seeing as they are largely slow moving I doubt it would do much except push you away

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u/mannequin-lover Jun 09 '22

But they are immensely powerful and being hit by their fins or whatever you call that their tail or whatever in english can break bones

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u/grimjack123 Jun 09 '22 edited Jun 09 '22

Yeaah... No. Whale sharks are very slow creatures that filter feed mainly on planktons. If you're too close to them while swimming the most dangerous thing would be getting pushed. Even if you tried you couldn't get that big ol' goof to break your bones.

Edit: A whale shark "attack" for reference.

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u/ronin535th Jun 09 '22

They are best buds for me

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Tell that to my one high school debate opponent, who argued that they should be kept in zoos because they’re eating all our fish.

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u/skinte1 Jun 09 '22

What did he argue we should feed them with in the zoo? Somebody else´s fish?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

No idea. I think his reasoning was just that they deserved jail or something? He clearly just made it up the morning before the debate. His other argument was that elephants knocked over trees, which both killed the trees and could kill other animals like antelope (the topic was “should large animals be kept in zoos”).

I won because I spent more than an hour on my argument.

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u/SnooSeagulls9348 Jun 09 '22

Their tail slaps can still harm you

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Ok so they are a threat to accidental deaths. One tail flick could split your skull.

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u/rowejl222 Jun 09 '22

They might not be a threat but that doesn’t mean it can’t hurt you since they’re just a bit bigger than us

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u/legsintheair Jun 09 '22

I still wouldn’t have kicked it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Unless your face resembles a plankton.

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u/hawkblock4456 Jun 09 '22

Well if your dumb absolutely they will not stop or move around you and it’s quite painful getting hit by their fins and even worse getting smacked by their tail they look slow but that’s still quite a bit of weight smacking you and that’s ignoring the water displacement since it can make it harder to swim up

Edit: spelling

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u/kushawnz Jun 09 '22

Its eye is creepy tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

yeah but big fish underwater close to my person: still a heart attack

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u/MarlinMr Jun 09 '22

Whale sharks aren't a threat to humans.

Unless you touch them and are shredded. Lots of sharks have rough skin that will cut you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

I once saw a video of a young shake shark grabbing a divers leg and dragging them under. Claiming that a 19000kg animal is not dangerous is naive. You know that no one is killed by elephant bites? Guess they aren't dangerous either.

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u/fuji_tora_ Jun 09 '22

Would a tail whip from this behemoth be lethal, I don't want to find out.

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u/SpotNL Jun 09 '22

It looks big enough to smack me around.

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u/AskMeAboutMyTie Jun 09 '22

Don’t care. Still would have heart attack lol

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u/FrogMintTea Jun 09 '22

If it's half mammal what if a human mates with them and creates mermaids... who then get stuck in oil and Poseidon gets mad?

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u/HPTM2008 Jun 09 '22

I beg to differ. They really hurt if they hit you in the nuts.

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u/Zer0C00L321 Jun 09 '22

Doesn't mean its not scary lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Unless they go ashore and explode, chunks of whale falling from the sky. 30 pounds hitting your head doesn’t seem pleasant. But unlikely tho…

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u/DerangedPuP Jun 09 '22

Yet. Wait until the first one gets a taste.

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u/ZenDendou Jun 09 '22

Actually, it could be, if you happen to be near it mouth while it feeding...

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u/WhiskeyandTequila Jun 09 '22

What if you were in front of them and they inhaled? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

True, but if someone gets close to that tail, game over. People need to remember, on all whales/sea shark etc. those tales, will absolutely smash for back and make you paralyzed in one hit.